do you take your time ~ travel lightly?

six impossible things before breakfast.

unclewhisky:

comedownstairsandsayhello:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

If I ever stop reblogging this call EMS immediately.

I’m torn between “did a ghost do my taxes,” “are there fraggles in my body,” “who is solar system,” “cant see legs,” and is sarah palan made of crab meat.” Any one of them could be a Chip Zdarsky tweet.

(Source: neilcicierega, via theremina)

pholotinshep:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS

(Source: r-dart, via un-gendered)

Myth makes Echo the subject of longing and desire. Physics makes Echo the subject of distance and design. Where emotion and reason are concerned both claims are accurate.

And where there is no Echo there is no description of space or love.

There is only silence.

—Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via rabbitinthemoon)

amandapalmer:

what you think won’t.
what you don’t think will.

don’t think.

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

(Source: videohall, via fuchsiaispretty)

theremina:

Painter painting in our land pictures of only white angels
Painter painting in our time in shadows of yesterday

Painter, if you paint with love, paint me some black angels now
For all good blacks in heaven, painter show us that you care

Eartha Kitt - Angelitos Negros (1970 performance)

(Source: foxwin)

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

—Sylvia Plath (via c-oquetry)

(Source: citythatistocome, via shadow-of-the-crow)

villainquoteoftheday:

"You’re always saving everyone.  It’s kinda pesky. You probably even think you’re buying escape time for Jonathan and the other one… Well, I got a little secret for ya…I can kill them from anywhere I want.  Anytime I want. With this. It’ll find them. And it’ll bury them. Along with anyone helping those Dead Men Walking….unless…somebody, somehow…can get there in time to save them…Fly, my pretty. Fly!  See what I did there?”
-Dark Willow, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

villainquoteoftheday:

"You’re always saving everyone.  It’s kinda pesky. You probably even think you’re buying escape time for Jonathan and the other one… Well, I got a little secret for ya…I can kill them from anywhere I want.  Anytime I want. With this. It’ll find them. And it’ll bury them. Along with anyone helping those Dead Men Walking….unless…somebody, somehow…can get there in time to save them…Fly, my pretty. Fly!  See what I did there?”

-Dark Willow, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”